in this life, there are nothing but possibilities.

Jul 18

hatfullofsky:

You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

(via a-twinge-of-cosmic-angst)


Jul 13
okaysizedbangtheory:

who you gonna call

okaysizedbangtheory:

who you gonna call

(via feministsbakecupcakestoo)


Jul 11
kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

(via eloweasel)


Jul 1

soycrates:

Alternative X-Files Tag Lines, Part Three.

(Part OnePart Two)

I promise, this is the last one.

omg the last one in part two

(via herladyshiptheastronaut)


mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOUR TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME:  

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

(via alcoholicgifts)


Jun 22

theamazingariel:

Welcome to 1997

(via meandallthatjazz)


ladynigtmare:

oliviatheelf:

heyshadylady:

oliviatheelf:

How to be Alone: A video that changed my life.

This is an amazingly inspirational creative piece.

I honestly just want to say thank you for not erasing my text, just to replace it with yours when this video is so special to me. Thank you so much for not doing that. <3 That was so kind of you.

i love this

(via aibohphobia)


Jun 21

lovetroyler123:

zambiunicorn:

FUCKING SESAME STREET I SWEAR TO GOD

OH MY DAYS THIS IS JUST GOLD

(via aggpo)


Jun 1

valvala:

liquidie:

A Young Girl Defending Herself Against Eros, Bouguereau (1880)

fuck off you gay baby

valvala:

liquidie:

A Young Girl Defending Herself Against Eros, Bouguereau (1880)

fuck off you gay baby

(via cum-fraiche)


May 24

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

(via aggpo)


May 11

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

(via uttervogonity)


May 9

hughvaljean:

how do you measure a year?

  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • and
  • um
  • in cups of coffee
  • 525,600 cups of coffee

(via agingerfromgallifrey)


jimmys-evil-demon-spawn:

Steven Tyler looks like a badass grandma

jimmys-evil-demon-spawn:

Steven Tyler looks like a badass grandma

(via flowerswrappedinbacon)


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